Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You realise Febreze doesn't actually clean stuff, right? If your room is dirty, CLEAN IT. Don't just spray some stuff around that's going to mask your stench.
JayJaysGirl 0
Maybe check next time...? At least your eyes will smell of springtime!(:
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Comments (102)
DairyQueen13 0
Epic fail.
sweetdreams20 0
That sucks I remember one time I got sprayed in the eyes by perfume... You can actually damage your eyes so bad to go blind
hateevryone 15
well, now you know next time.
tschurstein 0
You went to the dr. For THAT...??
ProhibitionRose 14
If you actually read the labels on chemicals it tells you that you to flush your eyes with warm water and if it's severe enough, go to the doctor.
awwwyeah_png 4
Why did you tell him? He was just about to become the next Youtube celebrity! ;D
cjrand 7
You went to the doctor because you got severest in your eyes?
leadawg75 12
Be more observant
neonberries 15
What happened to people cleaning their rooms?
A7x4REVer 3
Is it possible that the fan is trying to tell you something?......like dropping it hurt it's feelings and wanted revenge?
SoultheWolf 19
Those types of air freshners are filled with ltos of chemicles, as you just found out the hard way. They can even cause you to get asma attacks. If you want to fresher up the room just open the window and stop leaving shit all over your floor.
oneontheway 0
Lol