Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You realise Febreze doesn't actually clean stuff, right? If your room is dirty, CLEAN IT. Don't just spray some stuff around that's going to mask your stench.
JayJaysGirl 0
Maybe check next time...? At least your eyes will smell of springtime!(:
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Comments (102)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Oh oh oh nananana!
kidwiththeface42 7
It's like pissing into the wind... Except with Febreeze.
JROlivo 0
waaaahhhhhh! I'm such a crybaby!!! I accidentaly sprayed myself in the eye so I went to the doctor. wahhhhhh.
CharliesCool2084 8
You're very mature.
sinking_fish 12
Yes, because going to the doctor due to having chemicals in your eyes (which could cause glaucoma or cataracts) is a horrible idea. Better safe than sorry, OP.
Googoo27 12
20, go spray yourself and tell me what it feels like.
chellyX92 8
#41 I LOVE your pic. Best band ever. Also #20 going to the doctor because they got chemicals in their eyes is not a baby thing to do, it's intelligent, which to me seems like you are lacking it.
Shelta957 13
JROlivo should've seen the one about the person sneezing after a dust commercial.
awwwyeah_png 4
Don't tell him not to challenge it. I smell a new "deserved it" FML and a Darwin award!
A7x4REVer 3
AVENGED SEVENFOLD foREVer!!! Sorry I just had to say it, I don't run into many A7x fans :P
KnucklesDeep 5
What a doody head. I'd use stronger language but such things get panties in a wad around here and a condescending 'warning' sent your way. Be warned; big brother is watching.
DocBastard 40
What the **** are you talking about?
Yung23 0
Lmfao this is actually funny the whole big brother thing 1984 nicccceee hahahaha
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
25 your comment made as much sense as an episode of twin peaks.
goldfishgod 20
Formica table!
Yung23 0
Congrats you have been febrezed how bout that smell:)
marisalee 0
It couldn't have been that bad, I've done this and it's only a little wave of Febreze. Why does everyone on here lie?
jacob12311 4
Maybe don't talk in questions??
RhylinnMarie88 0
Don't lie. Your eyes weren't red because of the Febreze, you were blazed.
yake12 0
This is so, so much a "YDI".
Googoo27 12
No sh*t, Sherlock.
FruityLoooons 8
**** you, Watson.
liftedyoda 5
Just put your arm in the air dont gott stand on the bed