Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Top comments
kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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TheSwimminKat 0
Time to start hitting the gym
maryjordanness 0
I'm pretty sure this is impossible. If you were so out of shape that getting out of breath from turning the wheel and hitting the gas pedal, you wouldn't actually fit on the lawn mower.
RebekahBrooke 9
fail. I mean really. eat a salad.
ds_kyle 0
hahaha this is funny as ****
daltyboy 0
someone needs to work out...
Kendrabob 6
Have U Considered Working Out? Trust Me,It Will Help
carlosgt500 0
im guessing u were giving a bj while riding the lawn mower im just saying
sportsphotogirl 0
I would be too but it is 98 degrees here with 80 percent humidity.
olive47_fml 0
Are you american?
crazycat123 0
i hate when people assume all Americans are fat. it's ******* annoying.
cajunkid 0
how the ****????