Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
People are disgusting. I've unfortunately seen that several times at my job. Sorry about the panic attack :(
IAmzephyr 22
Poopnado 3: the toilet incident
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Comments (77)
HRM_KingCaleb 2
I'm sitting in a hospital laughing my ass off
middlenamefrank 8
Um....use the other stall or find another bathroom?
lovinloki 9
I'm a little confused about why that would give you a panic attack... Did you think it was going to leap out of the toilet and get you?
FutBol_Fan_30 29
How is that even possible?! Sorry you had to see that OP, that must've been awful
britbrat237 14
Dang I guess there is alot of "dumping" today lol
[email protected] 14
What is up with all of the ydi.
MykeGregory 9
i have never understood why people fling thier shit around like ******* chimps. vile and desgusting!
TheGatekeeper43 8
And that is why I avoid public bathrooms....
speakfreely 21
Last week I walked into the girls bathroom at my university and witnessed the floor smeared in fecal matter, wasn't pleasant
OtakuCore 14
Why would you have an anxiety attack over that? It's not logical at all. Just buck up get the just out of there and tell someone.
limabeans101029 21
"Why would you have an anxiety attack over that?"... Well, I'm assuming she didn't intend to have one. It's not something you can always help.