Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
People are disgusting. I've unfortunately seen that several times at my job. Sorry about the panic attack :(
IAmzephyr 22
Poopnado 3: the toilet incident
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Comments (77)
CaptainTagada_fml 9
I can't help but laugh trying to imagine this : "- Oh my God ! Are you allright ? Why are you crying ? - There's....... poop........ EVERYWHERE !!!! - ..... What ?" Sorry !
Mandybruin 15
Oh gosh, yes! The visual did me in. Hahahaha!!!!
saltnvinegar 2
You just made me laugh mid sneeze! It was the most uncomfortable, eye bulging experience I have ever felt!
Pablo1321 14
bruh
cappellaaa 23
This us so gross. I've seen some pretty bad things at my job too. I guess the person was too embarrassed to say something to get it cleaned up?
iAmPaul 49
I had no idea this occured in women's bathrooms too. One time, while I was using a stall, someone came into the stall next to me, and it sounded absolutely horrible, then after a minute or two, the smell was even worse than the sound. He finished before me, then he got up, DIDN'T FLUSH, and walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands. When I finished shortly thereafter, I glanced at the open stall, and the mess he'd left was absolutely vile. I can't believe people do this kind of thing in public bathrooms.
thenielsens 12
I've seen the same kind of crime scene at a bathroom in Afghanistan..go to a happy place.
maharb01 17
poocaso strikes again!
delfino1604 24
omg this happens to me so often! i found out who's been leaving these serial poops
vikky538 29
poop sent me to ER...try to calm down OP...hope you are feeling better now...
heyLaddieHey 18
I really hope you have an insurance and it covers psychiatric care. If your anxiety is that bad you should see about getting some help and maybe medication...
j_cat187 20
It looks like someone ate at taco bell.