Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at a party when I noticed a spider the size of a golf ball on the toilet paper roll. I screamed, tripped over my own feet trying to flee, and fell right into the bathtub. Everyone at the party heard. FML
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Top comments
iWantACookie95 0
You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.
khung835 6
i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D
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Comments (183)
guy_on_the_couch 0
That would freak me the f*ck out!
Sapphy 0
oh ****. some smiliar happened to me a few months ago. except all the baby spiders were crawling on my bed... I didn't sleep in my room for 3 days. ._. dear god... bad memories
music87 14
I would have burned my mattress. O-o
xNephilim 19
**** that, I would've burned my entire room.
Cyrus00 41
I would've burned the house down.
jackdaniels_fml 0
oh..my...god... that would have made me cry lol i'm now looking up in the corners of my room just to double check lmao i honestly feel so bad for you!!
emilyaust 8
I miss my country. Nothing like getting into your shower to come face to face with a giant huntsman spider.
Unlucky_Gun 0
So should I be thankfuk the worst I've found in my shower is a centipede?
Cyrus00 41
Only in Australia...
marryspencerreid 22
Huntsman are the nice ones. Funnel webs you gotta watch out for
nediov 0
Baby spider gotta avenge their mom! Bitch gotta pay!
alex_vik 1
I knew this would be from Australia before I even checked the location. Oh, and if I have multiple comments show up, blame the site, not me.
pawpaw_fml 0
I almost got into a car wreck because of a spider.
SillySam 0
Oh wow. I would have fainted..
marc_with_a_c 3
Seriously I don't clean up my place that often, but how dirty is your place to have that many spiders in it? either that or there are holes in the walls and it's letting them in
cuteguyoO 0
hundreds? thats just bullsh!t
rawrsaur19 0
No, that's Australia. Would you like spiders with your shoes? Or with your shower, or walk, or nap. They are EVERYWHERE. And a lot of them are deadly! Australia is scary =[.
Bud_fml 16
In Australia, that's quite common DX
nzl_fml 0
oh australia. even the most average spiders are humongous. they don't die even if you stamp on them with your shoes.
J_C_Love 0
most spiders have around 3,000 babies at a time
Geometric 18
Glad NZ doesn't have anything like in Aus, I feel sorry for you guys over the ditch