Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.
mollysewalk 0
what TV show?
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Comments (249)
wyattsawesome 0
Uh, that's kind of crazy. How did you not notice before?
einefrau 0
That's actually really funny. Not that she broke up with you... just the fact that she's so pathetic that she needs to live her life like a fictional character. She obviously has no life.
8trickster8 0
That's incredibly creepy. Keep an eye on the show just in case the character goes insane and tries to kill the boyfriend or something, then you would have something to worry about.
blaboo10 0
haha, but if the main character decided to do all sorts of kinky shit, it would've been awesome
glassisass 0
maybe it was a good show? haha anyway yea your life is ****** but just think about it. you can always say you had a girlfriend who was a ******* dumbass and laugh at that when you feel down.
HayItsHaley 0
YDI for dating a psycho
tony8pie 0
Date someone your own age, and you won't have problems like these!
wordgirl 0
Man, you dodged a bullet with that one, didn't you?
gdude756 0
Your better without her, she's a crazy bitch
rcjamie 0
excuse my foul language, but that bitch ain't worth it