Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.
mollysewalk 0
what TV show?
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Comments (249)
lifeisabitch9 0
Just hope the girl in the show doesn't kill her ex boyfriend. Dude that bitch is crazy!!!! If this is true, she has a serious disorder, and you never know wats gonna happen on that TV show. Please get a restraining order!!! Also, I suggest you start watching that show, so you know if you are in danger. All im sayin is watch the show, if the girl kills her ex. on the show...GET THE **** OUTTA UR HOUSE AND GO INTO HIDING!!!!!
DarkxRaven 0
My friend, your girlfirend is a retard be happy she left u
Than_fml 0
WHat do you mean FML? Good for you, she's a freak.
triplethreat13 0
talk about reenacting a part. haha she sounds a bit...pyscho.
magichateball 0
Well. you could next level it. Fake your death, phone her from random payphones telling her it was her fault you died and maybe let her quick glimpses of you but disappear before she catches you....
Skullcrusher 5
You're better off without that weirdo!
McLaughlane 0
Yeah, clearly you're better off with that loon :/
Plangkye 3
Oh jebus, even I'm not that bad, and I get called 'creepy fangirl' at least twice a week... be glad she's gone!
Karma123 0
THIS IS EXACTLY WUT HAPPENED IN A BOOK I READ ONCE....CAN'T REMEMBER WUT IT WUZ CALLED THO......
Karma123 0
THIS IS EXACTLY WUT HAPPENED IN A BOOK I READ ONCE....CAN'T REMEMBER WUT IT WUZ CALLED THO......