Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.
mollysewalk 0
what TV show?
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Comments (249)
honeyb_fml 0
lame
pandaloop 0
shouldnt you be a little glad you're not with a person thats -that- obsessed with a tv show? such behavior calls for a trip to a special doctor
solitaryraven 0
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
FYLbutYDI 0
Wow. FYL
Guairdean 0
Now you know how crazy cat ladies get their start. I agree with the others, you were lucky. Some day someone will mention your relationship with her, and you'll both laugh nervously and change the subject.
menelie 0
Be glad you're free of her, mate.
TheViking_fml 0
you should act out your favorite movie (american psycho) and chase her down the hallway naked with a chain saw, that'll teach her about life imitating art.
brendiz 0
LOL!! omg I didn't even think of that! OP--yes be glad it was just a simple WIERD breakup
ilovepickles 0
I'm sorry but thats creepy.. What if on the show they got married and she just came to you one day going.. uh you have no choice.. this is gonnna happen.
kukopia 0
Good riddance in a very non-hazardous or expensive way is NOT a FML! Kudos to the OP for giving her age. So many FMLs don't give enough info to know for sure what's going on (or what should be).