Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.
mollysewalk 0
what TV show?
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Comments (249)
corporalusmc 0
ur lucky man.....that's a psycho chick! it's good for u, remember that wen u see her on the news n she killed her family and her current boyfriend!
boredinjp 17
Lucky you that she left!
zapskimmer 0
exactly...shes ****** weird
Equinox987 0
Just make sure she doesn't watch indecent proposal or anything.... She sounds like a proper bunny boiler!
DevineLegacy 0
well its good she broke up with you, she seems a bit crazy
justlooking 0
dumb people like her don't need to be in relationships.
veghead95 6
At least she doesn't watch CSI. Which show was she copying??
yotobari288 0
She could have been- 1) Peyton breaking up with Mac Taylor 2) Sara breaking up with Grissiom. Just be glad she didnt copy one of the many murders.
the_deuce 0
lmao!! what a ***** and a crazy one at that. lls
isaacyoun 0
what a crazy *****~
lararefaeli 0
I thinks its a good thing micahmatt that she is leaving you because you are young right now so first you have to build yourself and dont worry some better girl is waiting for you so dont you worry for her.. batteries