Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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mannix_fml 0
I'm not gonna say she deserved it, but that was pretty ditzy of her.
startafire 0
You stole his art design and then you're upset that it meant something you didn't know about when you didn't even bother to ask him about it? You totally deserve it.
NaziZombie 0
I is in urs FMLs nomming on ur commentz.
indianabummer 0
Idiots at the top. If our bodies weren't billboards we would walk around either naked or with our eyes closed. What are clothes if not reflections of our personality? We don't all dress the same because we aren't all the same or live in that kind of world.
twiggly 0
lots of opinions here...niiiiice. My points... 1) Religions have used tattoos for thousands of years. Yes...Christians did too. So being Godly doesn't mean being ink free. 2) Tattoo's are 'body art'. Art is pretty subjective, what's beautiful to one person is ugly to another. I personally hate tattoo's on backs and chests. See, I have preferences to a tattoo lol. 3) Most tattoo's are not 'reminders of drunken encounters' as tattooing as become 'unethical' to perform on intoxicated people...duh. 4) Tattooing a reminder of someone is not uncommon, even 400 hundred years ago. Especially of the dead. I'm sure I'd tattoo my girlfriends name if she passes on, she's the best thing in my life. 5) Tattoo's are no different then clothing (#102 repeat). Except tattoo's are much more unique. 6) People who hate tattoo's are ten times more likely to hate someone wearing a clothing brand they hate.
thattickles 0
YDI especially if you got it on your lower back
ihparker 0
YDI for looking at your bfs sketch book without telling him.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Those of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's remember how stupid we looked in those fashions. But we put that stuff away and moved on. Tattoos are permanent, and they always get gross, no matter how many degrees you have. Things look cool because they are different from what came before. Tattoos are getting really popular, so the next craze will be no tattoos, and anyone with them will be so 00's. If you don't believe me, just watch the Dr. Seuss show of the things with the stars on their chests.
lem0n_fml 0
Tattoos HAVE been really popular. For hundreds of years. It's not like it's a new or recent trend.
Ryuu66 7
That sucks
Feverrotes 15
So what? Just break it off with him and start a new relationship with his ex. You both have the same tattoo so you have the ground work already done.