Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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Comments (219)
LA_Barbie 11
Hahahaha! Plexico wins! hilarious ;D OP: next time do your research before u choose the design u want, and don't steal it from your bf lol. and I am SO sick of hearing people say they HATE tattoos! It's a personal choice& it's not for everyone...GET OVER IT
KathyH 0
Umm, maybe you should have asked your boyfriend before you stole his design...
Roberto_66 0
More so **** his life
RubixMonkey 0
THAT is why you don't get a tattoo unless you WANT to. As you said, you cannot think of something you want on your body for the rest of your life. Does that mean people who can think up something or have things that mean something to them have to express themselves like you? I mean, that's narrow minded.
Boxingsweets 0
Bitch, you ******* -deserve- this. What right do you have to go through his work, WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION, and use one for a tattoo? If my boyfriend used my artwork for a tattoo without my knowledge, I'd be pretty pissed. And that was a gift for his ex-girlfriend -- ******* SHAME on you!
papertigers_fml 0
wow. i hate people like you. i really, really do.
idratherbinsh 0
why doesn't anyone address that: "tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them." has sooo many errors in it!!! how are they on a high horse when they obviously aren't very bright themselves? and i have a tattoo. i made straight a's in high school and have a 3.5 GPA at the university i go to.
quietgirl 0
.... So, what do you guys think about piercings? ^.^
ElNegroHombre 0
Look at all these jackasses trying to get all "intellectual" on FML. Hahaha! Yeah I'm sure this is where all the lawyers and intellectuals go.
AngelSpit 18
and this is why I only have tattoos that I have designed myself.....or have done on myself I mean come on if it's worth doing you might as well do it yourself. On a slightly unrelated note since everyone is being opinionated about tattoos and now piercings are being called into question what about scarification?
RubixMonkey 0
If it means something more than being sad and a teen then yes, they can be beautiful works of art. If you want to do it and its legal and there is a reason behind it, then go for it.