Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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CamBamShamDaMan 26
Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?
iswearimhuman 12
Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/
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CamBamShamDaMan 26
Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?
kibster9 20
She didn't sell it, but I agree to not touch other people's shit.
tj4234 36
Wow... she'd quickly become an ex girlfriend if I were you OP.
iswearimhuman 12
Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/
RichardPencil 32
She's saying your old hockey jersey stunk.
haveyou000 22
Ouch. I'm sure she didn't know OP, and you can try to track it down! If she did know, well then donate her. Her mom can pay to have her back
ColonelCusswords 24
Not if I find it first
ColonelCusswords 24
On the plus side, somebody else's day is gonna be great
tylers52 12
I'm sorry fam, thats a hard loss
Canadian0622 17
That is so sad! Who was it signed by?
RichardPencil 32
Peyton Manning. Ironic, huh?
poprocker11221 10
That sucks.
Konarika 11
Can someone please enlighten me as to why the signed one is better than a new one?
DoomedGemini 38
Because it was probably was signed by a famous player or something?
silvermoon5033 26
lol seriously?
TheNewGuy03 29
Is this an actual question?
th3jok10 5
well, signed jerseys are like double the price of a normal regular jersey and also its signed! It's like owning a limited edition item and 'as a surprise' you get the regular item and your limited edition item is gone. (i once had a signed hockey jersey... my grandmother decided i have "no use" for it since it was on my wall. sold it for 50 and gave me 5bucks. guess who i stopped talking to.
Azazel166 9
signed is worth more and has sentimental value