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Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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cashmuhlah23 0
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haha firsttttt
godsrightnutsack 0
YDI, the permanent memory will be there forever and ever.
hady9090 0
Love maybe fleeting, but that shit's permanent......
mekeskidi_fml 0
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Ask your him how did she die, the tattoo may be cursed.
lenasaur 0
...who the hell said she died???
sicpupyz122 0
so? who cares?
ZTB13 4
Ha, people are going to think he has been branding all the girls he has been with...
SomeRussianGirl 3
My Boyfriend as my work Tattooed on him, I find it flattering that he liked my work enough to have it permanently tattooed on his body. OP you should ask before you go threw someone's work and decide to get it done. YDI
musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
DuhthatsObvious 0
Yeah, OP you're an idiot.
oogyboogy 6
I new this guy who got a small little dot on the inside of his elbow so wehen he flexed it looked like Massachusetts and the dot is where he lived
Lithiette 9
Really should have asked before using his work without credit.
TheLetterZero 7
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Guess what? You deserve it for getting a tattoo.
zanguard 0
agreed tattoos on girls are just nasty
smartalek 2
tatoos can be pretty, asshole.
DynamicDave 11
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YDI. Tattoos are disgusting and ruin a woman's beauty.
cerebellum_fml 0
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agreed.
Starchild21 3
Tattoos have nothing to do with their beauty. Why be so shallow? It doesn't matter if the tattoo is a tramp stamp or on their hand or whatever, the fact that you overlook a girl and her personality because she has a tattoo is a **** up on your part.
teehee520 0
Overlook their personality? Isn't that what a tattoo usually is, a visual representation of their personality, who they were or the memory of some drunken night where you screwed up bad?
Starchild21 3
We are not Native Americans. I don't get an eagle because my name is Spreading Eagle or I have the personality of an eagle. Granted some do, but a lot of people get tattoos because they have a meaning to them, such as Japanese Kanji, a Cross/Bible Verse, or their mom's name or what have you.
thatwasobvious 0
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Tatoo's are stupid. End of story. Your body is not a billboard to advertise what you think. That is why we invented language, so as to communicate to others what we think. On the other hand, some people like them. The above is my feelings on it and other people do not share that belief at all I am sure. #28. I am atheist and not a virgin. While those are related, tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them.
allmidnighteyes 11
"tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them." You don't speak for everybody. I know plenty of intellectual people with ink. Hey douchenozzle, how's it feel to be that high on that horse of yours? Or can you not hear me from such great heights?
allmidnighteyes 11
That would be wonderful, mercy! I'll have to make sure with her, although I'm sure she'll be okay with it :D
gelatinskeleton 0
"While those are related, tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them." You're a ******* moron. I suggest you pull your head out of your ass, and stop making ridiculous generalizations. Unless you've done extensive research to back your bullshit statements up, I strongly urge you to keep them to yourself so you can avoid broadcasting your stupidity to everyone on this site.
Starchild21 3
Wow Obvious, just wow. I didn't think you would say something so stupid. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
haweb 0
What does being Native American have to do with it? If you're attempting to make a generalization about tattoos and who gets them, I know several white people who have tribal tattoos. So what?
allmidnighteyes 11
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Do those white people also have fake tans, frosted tips, and popped collars?
Intoxicunt 6
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The ****, mercy!? You're my daughter and you're not up for adoption. >:[
Starchild21 3
Native Americans would get a tattoo as a reference of their spirit. My point was not everyone gets tattoos as a sign of their personality and more as something that has meaning to them, such as the examples I listed. I guarantee you most people that get tribal bands on their arms or legs don't know what the symbols represent. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
haweb 0
@36- No, sir.
haweb 0
I would agree with you on that. But I do also think that 'something that has meaning to them' would relate to their personality.
Starchild21 3
I think it falls more under their belief than their personality _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
haweb 0
I guess I generally consider personality as a collective term under which beliefs, opinions, etc. fall. But taking it as one quality and belief as another, yeh, I'd agree.
reverseesrever 0
I'm thumbing down every comment that has a "signature" attached to it.
cerebellum_fml 0
im just saying people can do what they want and write what they want on their bodies. it doesn't make them ugly, but physically i feel that tatoos expressing yourself is something that should be their personality. putting something on your skin doesn't make you what you are but perhaps a way to say what you want. I just like a body without tatoos personal preference. Its not like oh tatoo. . . you have sinned, i feel sorry for you. Its like i like skin, but whatever.
Celt729 1
Tattoo* How many intellectual tendencies do you need in order to spell? Maybe you should get a tattoo.
Intoxicunt 6
Yay! I still have my mercy! Good. Sisters FTW.
cerebellum_fml 0
celt lady sorry? intelectual tendencies? whaat?
waterynuggets 0
Thank you, #100. Exactly what I was about to say
cerebellum_fml 0
man what do i get for expressing my feelings? a grammar nazi army
allmidnighteyes 11
cerebellum, I do believe #100 was replying to #31, not you
cerebellum_fml 0
thnks, sorry to u ppl
allmidnighteyes 11
and they're like, "She's hotter than yours. Damn right, she's hotter than yours." You can have some, but I have to charge. My MILFshake is hotter than yours. ;D
allmidnighteyes 11
I love you so much for that reference.
cerebellum_fml 0
that little kid is creepy at the beginning she is like the orphan
Intoxicunt 6
Don't make the twins puke! WINCEST! - Your milfshake. Sorry, short comments, kind busy. ;)
stitchers33 0
@ Number 84: EXACTLY what I was going to write!
fatedhan57 0
Megan Fox as well... but she's a total idiot, so you can pick your side.
xjordanxjadedx 0
Can I just say, Mr. 'intellectual," that you're spelling TATTOO'S wrong? Dude, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm probably more intellectual than you will ever be in your life. no joke. I'm out of high school already. Tattoo's are awesome, and there's really no connection between 'intellectual' and 'tattoo.'
317crystal 0
You'd probably be suprised at how many doctors, surgeons, lawyers, professors, and other people who are intelligent and went to college have tattoos, but cover them. Have you met and spoken to every person who has a tattoo and personally reviewed their intelligence? Just because someone has an interest in something you dislike doesn't make them stupid.
52fremont 0
1. Tattoos. Not "Tatoo's". 2. Language is not an invention. 3. You are clearly lacking in intellectual tendencies, as shown in your narrow-minded ideas and lack of spelling and grammar. 4. I have 6 tattoos and I'm graduating college in a total of 3 years with two Bachelor's degrees so I can go straight into a doctoral program. Oh, and MANY people I know in PhD programs have tattoos so you sir or madam, are a ******* idiot. Good day!
mello_love 0
also agreed
RubixMonkey 0
One learn to spell something right if you are going to argue it. I know several people in college with bible verses tattoo-ed on their arms, who have memorial tattoos in honor of deceased loved ones. I also know people who have butterflies and "tramp stamps" because they like them. Do you want me to come to your house and tell you how to style your hair or practice your religion or tell you what to wear? Or better yet I could tell you how to express yourself. Tattoos are an expression of the self, even if it is just a shallow expression, it shows where people have been and where they are going. I, sir, have a tattoo on my shoulder in honor of my dead brother. The only reason you do not like tattoos is because your are Puritanical and following a subconscious cultural shift from the Bible that states not to do Pagan rituals such as braiding the hair and tattooing. You are not original, open minded, or creative. If you were you wouldn't condemn people as being below you. Hitler did that and we all saw how that worked out for him.
Tequila_Hilton 3
tattoos are a beautiful thing, everyone has there opinion, but I mean come on, it's art, but I do agree that when certain ppl get rats they just look nasty. but I believe that women with tattoos can look beautiful and can look nasty...but sometimes having rats can help ur career. for example if you walk into a salon and want a 50's/rockabilly hairstyle and 2 outta 5 stylist have tats, then your going to pick the one that has the old fashioned looking tats right?
EvanJ_fml 0
Please keep your negative comments to yourself. Everyone has their own opinions.
TheDrifter 24
When they say "intellectual" they're not really referring to intellect. That word has been warped by leftists to refer to another studied leftist. If you have not gone to a Marxist approved university and do not publicly espouse support for all of the most current "progressive" causes of the day, the leftists who call themselves "intellectuals" will question your intelligence and doubt the validity of anything you say, no matter how glaringly obvious the truth is.
Victoire_W 0
I use sharpie, not tattoos
GingerLaxBro 3
Nothin sexier than a girl with a sleeve
cnygard95 12
I have 3 tattoos. Does that make me ugly?
kimCandycotton 17
my neurologist, my boss and almost every doctor I work with has been inked. 2 of them even have a full inked body suit. I'm a medical student, pediatric oncology, in my internships right now, and I have my upper back and arms tattood. still im the one who might save your child. Ink doesn't define intellect.
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
sika_fml 0
Agreed. You have no right to use another person's art for any reason from a legal standpoint, even if they are your boyfriend. And from an emotional standpoint, especially if they are your boyfriend. A person's art holds a great deal of emotionality. Even if it hadn't been for his ex-girlfriend, there could have been any number of emotional associations with that design that have nothing to do with you. Assuming that you can stick your fat relationship into the rest of his emotional life is arrogant and naive.
DameGreyWulf 1
Yeaaaah, I'd have to say the same thing, and I do have talent (or at least promise lol). Of course most of my stuff is cartooning who the hell would get a tattoo of a random cartoon character, other than someone like Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse? AND... exactly, she didn't know the meaning behind the doodle! For all she knew, he could have drawn a penis a la acid trip, or it could have been a design he made for an arrangement of flowers on his grandma's casket. (Which is why if I got a tattoo I'd shy away from things like Asian lettering and such, because I've no confirmation it means what they say it does) "Assuming that you can stick your fat relationship into the rest of his emotional life is arrogant and naive." I'm thinking you mean at this point, correct? Because I would hope a relationship gets involved with the emotional life after a while...
RubixMonkey 0
Playing tonsil hockey does not give you a right to his things. This also proves you do not value his art. If you did you would have asked him how he 1) felt about tattoos. I take it that you didn't know he drew tattoo designs for people or you would have asked about that specific drawing and if it was a tattoo. 2) Don't value your boyfriends opinion or his talent. If you did you would have asked. 3) Are a stupid ****.
ande92tt 0
You're an idiot. You should've talked to him first and told him that you were going to use his sketch for a tattoo.
null_fml 11
^ This. Exactly.
GeneralBE 0
YDI for using his art without permission
aaaaa2p 0
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Not really an FML.
powersmoke 0
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lulz, lookeeeee I got a tattttttt! It's so COOL to intentionally deface your own skin PERMANENTLY. FUN.
Arcterion 0
Troll harder, ******.
ibaneziceman 0
Tattoo's can be removed.
AAAAHHHH12 2
But can bad grammar be removed? -.-
RubixMonkey 0
No, there is a layer in hell for people who cannot write properly. And some people want tattoos to be permanent, if they take the time and effort and MONEY to pay for them, then yeah, I think they want them to be around for a while.
Atara223 0
Not big on tattoos... I like little ones, like a flower on my shoulder or a tattoo anklet. Big ones bother me. Anyway, that's really, really strange.