Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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Comments (219)
Intoxicunt 6
Hey, OP, you have one clear option. Do what they do in this video: http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover
imakepurplesnow 0
If you got the tattoo because you truly like the design, it doesn't matter who else has it. If you got it to try to flatter your boyfriend, you're stupid for not consulting him first about something that permanent. Also, don't make a permanent decision (like getting a tattoo) based on something that could be only temporary (like having a certain boyfriend). And in case anyone feels the need to point out that tattoos can be removed: that is a long, slow and painful process. It's not a "plan B" it's more of a "plan D."
Dragonmouth 4
Heh. It's like your boyfriend's personal cattle brand.
Intoxicunt 6
Nice one. :)
cmac86 24
*****. if I were to get a tattoo, it would be my own design, and make it unique so I could make sure that nobody else would have the same one. but they look like white trash on women. I'm assuming you got it right above your ass?
EFFYEAH 0
Congratulations, you're an idiot. I bet he dumped your cottage cheese ass.
bugmenotmofo 34
YDI for several reasons: 1. You've been snooping around in his stuff without his knowledge or permission. (otherwise he would've known where you got the design from) 2. You've been using his art without permission. 3. In a relationship, people talk about things like these. At least they should. In summary, YDI for being ignorant.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Well why'd you go digging through his sketch book, nosy?
Paper_Tiger 0
FYL - you were a bit silly, yes, but FYL because you're boyfriend could have been more tactful and not told you the real reason behind the doodle. Lying is generally bad but there are occasions when it's better than telling the truth. I'm sure it's a nice design, perhaps fate had a hand in this and perhaps the tattoo was really meant for you, he just put it to paper a little early.
Boxingsweets 0
I'm curious as to what you're talking about, exactly. Where did he lie? His question of where she got the design obviously states that she went through his art without his knowledge. It'd be more of FHL than hers.
kimilei 0
I really can't add on to all the amazing people who said it before me, other than you deserve it. I hope you REALLY like that tattoo. Otherwise, you're ******.
vendris 5
YDI for getting trampstamped.