Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
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MBSC 11
They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
sniper1321123 17
And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
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Comments (67)
XxechofalloutxX 3
you're going to have to elaborate because it seems like they were like their nose is probably broke they just got kicked in the face
Sapphire876 11
*football
Vegeto30294 19
He calls it soccer. Is there really a need to "correct" him? And even then there are already threads that explain it.
Zacbuscus 24
Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Could it?
Epikouros 32
Luckily, the girl whose parents offered her a nose job is from the UK too. If you two married, your kids could be successful wine tasters or perfume makers.
BAD2891 4
Owen Wilson uses FML?! AWESOME!
worldclassrager 41
Go along with it...that way If there is a comment you have a legitimate story..,
tigrouficele2012 44
Huh. Looks like this post made an early pilgrimage to the ever-irritating "my history says I commented here, but there's no trace of whatever I said" glitch pile. :/
Chiikan 3
Any Red Card for the high boot?
TigrexTeeth 16
This is British as ****.