Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
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MBSC 11
They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
sniper1321123 17
And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
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Comments (67)
mya55 11
When that happened to me I blacked out for a few minutes. Hey, on the bright side at least you will have an excuse, and a bad ass story!
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Oh geeze, I hope he wasn't wearing cleats!!
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Geez*
Dt33345 13
Everyone wear cleats in soccer. And cleats aren't sharpened, it wouldn't hurt as bad as it sounds.
rebel_mystic 11
it would it they were metal cleats!
rebel_mystic 11
meant to say at least they weren't metal cleats!
eddeeezzyy 19
Don't sweat it, OP. Tyler, The Creator has big ears and a gap between his upper teeth, but does he give a **** on what other people think? **** no, and you should definitely do the same, OP.
DKjazz 20
The Creator is Count Chocula?
gumbler 5
At least you weren't playing hockey haha
Edumcg 24
Now everyone knows how much effort you put into games, good job OP :D sorry about your nose, but what do you know? a lot of famous people are recognized by their nose, you could be one of them!
alissa222 15
i feel like all of these people would KNOW thats what your nose looks like, are you sure they didnt just think it was broken from watching the impact and not the looks?
a4s 8
Yeah it's called football man. Not soccer
Sports_guy3 28
Correction: in America, it's called soccer. Everywhere else, especially Europe, it's called football.
Ins0mau 20
We call it soccer here in Australia. Football usually refers to Rugby or Australian Football League rules (A.F.L).
glitterkuro 18
OP could live in the UK but be originally from a country which refers to it as soccer. Or, because this site almost certainly has more readers from outside the UK than from in it, he could just have decided to call it soccer so that most people would understand which sport he was referring to. After all, as far as I know, soccer only refers to one sport, but football could be understood as several different things.
winston5 6
It's also called fūtball
Sports_guy3 28
Thanks for clearing that up guys. But in the US, there "soccer" and "football" are 2 very different things. I know cause I live there. Go Manchester United! You know, the English football/soccer whatever-you-wanna-call-it team.
Rohit281 13
You put on a clown's nose and played football? :P
maxhhh 18
OP, not everyone's nose looks perfect so I'm sure that you look great!!
TeacherTeem 21
You are from the UK. Why did you call it "soccer?" But nice work clearing the ball.
Sports_guy3 28
#40- read #33's thread.