Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.
LysssNysss 1
It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"
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Comments (124)
1bored 0
Jaja lol at #8
kellster 2
You didn't know he lived in a trailer and you're dating him? I know he's a new boyfriend, but... come on now!
SweetestSin 4
When the trailer is a rockin don't go a knockin!!! YDI a place a person lives in doesn't make who they are! Who cares if it's a trailer or a mansion as long as they are good hearted people. If he had been homeless and sleeping behind a dumpster and wanting to sleep with chicks for 100 bucks thats a different story
dan148 0
Rot in he'll u dumb little bitch hahahahahA
atruegem 0
A trailer isn't necessarily worse than a house. it is all about the upkeep. I'd rather live in a nice trailer than in an ugly little house. Oh... and you DO realise that times are kind tough at the moment? what a prime example of igorance
mishel 0
Do all of the people overreacting to the trailer part... live in a trailer or date someone living in a trailer? I think the OP was just trying to make conversation with her new BF.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yeah, but she was still being a judgemental bitch. I lived in a doublewide until I was 16 and it wasn't horrible. 4 of us lived comfortably in it. We aren't and weren't poor, but sometimes a house isn't in the cards for some people until years later. I'd rather live in a trailer than be homeless.
Gorillazx22 0
You should have crashed to avoid awkwardness lol
Jimboom 12
And you wonder why you have never been there before? It's probably because he knew you would be a judgemental ass about it. F your boyfriends life for having such a snob for a g/f.
Squidipus 0
Don't judge Americans by what you read here - most of the commenters and posters are ignorant high school kids. Check out www.textsfromlastnight.com the commenters are less condescending and the content is a lot more entertaining.
uhmfml 0
I couldn't agree more with #58
saunder 0
lol u americans :) never thought it was true, till i found fml
staciieee_x3 0
good work by you. how unthoughtful and unthinking.