Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
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null_fml 11
The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!
kkleiberg 0
uhh, why does he throw food?
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killabee 0
I can never catch the shrimp :( It's surprising some of you haven't heard of these restaurants, they are every where. Usually hibachi style food, they cook the food on grill in front of you, it's a whole show thing. The chef does tricks with the knives and eggs, and sometimes makes an onion volcano. :)
InnocentRainbow 0
Ive been to plenty of these restaurants, but never have any of the cooks thrown food at people. Maybe we just don't have a food throwing one around here. FYL though.
perfectwinds 0
Mmmmm... We have one where I live called Kobe's and it's AMAZING. They give you 40% off on your birthday, too. Needless to say I go there every year on my birthday. =] I can see myself doing the same thing, OP. I love this one.
smrtblkguy 0
lmao!!!
Arctiic 0
Shouldn't plY with your food.
Turbolag25 7
way to go, that's my boy
sourgirl101 29
How did you not catch it? You sound like you have a pretty big mouth!
55isalive 1
I'm pritty sure you don't have to catch it in your mouth? the chef makes your food for you not feeds you
helloxmygoodbye 0
At all the shoguns I've went to, they throw cooked egg at you. Haven't heard of anyone doing shrimp before.
aeiouxuoiea 0
this isn't an fml. it happened to me too..so?
ashley_skillz06 0
I got too into it. I didn't judge his toss and just flew backwards.
yolifesucks 0
haha