Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
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null_fml 11
The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!
kkleiberg 0
uhh, why does he throw food?
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arkonosis 0
knife and fork bitch?
rider12 0
at a tepinyaki Japanese restaurant I went to they threw eggs at us which we had to catch in a small bowl the eggs were raw out of their shell and somehow everyone caught theirs
TheLetterZero 7
A chef that throws food? Is that really safe? Never heard of this kind of serving.
bballplaya100569 1
It's really not so much throwing as it is tossing, the Chef cooks right in front of you with about a foot of distance between you. but from the sound of it, this Chef might of tossed a little hard and she over compensated a little too much LOL
TheLetterZero 7
Ah, thanks.
TexasFalcon 0
Benihana's?? I LOVE THAT PLACE!!!
anela_fml 0
I love restaurants like that but relax they usually have good aim
sharpiebandit 0
Hibachi ftw!
alkos 0
foooooood fiiiggghhhttttttt!!!!!!
ashley_skillz06 0
okay it was a restaurant called Fuji's. they do cook in front of you and they TOSS the food from close range to make it challenging. And this is a good FML because I was the first person to ever fall in there and the whole restaurant was PACKED - like every seat was filled.
scotts13 2
I've been to places like that, but I always grab a menu on the way past to ward off food attacks. You have to build a little fort, you see...
ashley_skillz06 0
Btw, it is Japanese. I'm friends with the owner and he showed me the pictures from his other restaurant get this.. ALSO called Fuji's... that's in a town close to Tokyo.