Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
HazardousMonster 2
Seems like you have a shitty best friend and need a new one
bananahannah60 0
some best friend.
marcusdegrassi 4
Maybe you should of ask for a threesome first
ahhitsmkay6 0
That sucks! I know how you feel, the same happened to me!
Jasonf6 0
What a **** and asshole.
LN666 2
thats not a true bestfriend nor a good boyf.
pothead17 0
I'd slap the bitch! She's no friend!
lumoloxi 0
no offence but ur friends a bitch amd if ur still friends with her then you are sad
BrysGirl27 14
Damn!! What a backstabber and what a crappy (ex) boyfriend! Chin up, you'll find someone!:) or better yet, steal him back!:)
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Why steal back such a loser ? There are more than 7 billion people on earth, and among them, someone who's worth it.
CRC_101 31
*cough*bitch*cough* *cough*I*cough*mean*cough*your*cough*friend*cough* You know, this is pretty typical commentary, but you're better off without that guy if he dumps you for her. You don't get far with idiots like that.