Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.
bwlingatstarlite 0
hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)
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Comments (54)
GemmARR 0
Lmao at #4
07_MKV 0
lmao, thats hillarious
Loe_307 0
LOL @ #20. "did someone embarrassing" and "now that that's out of the way" went perfect together. Hahaha Now, if you don't get the job, sue. Either way it's a paycheck. Hehehe. Don't really do that. lol.
SuperSpore 0
#20: Now that I got hit in the head already for falling. Let's get back to buisness. Like that?
one_inch 0
#3, Learn to spell capitalise!
ibby21 0
haha thats funny
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
capitalise - 1 dictionary result cap?i?tal?ize ??/?kæp?tl?a?z/ [kap-i-tl-ahyz] verb, -ized, -iz?ing. –verb (used with object) 1. to write or print in capital letters or with an initial capital. #36, Learn to spell capitalize. Graduate primary school and then pick fights on the internet. Regardless, spelling in this absurd language is much harder than remembering to capitalize your I's. This is grade 1 stuff we're talking about.
runitsgodzilla 0
Indeed a FYL but i couldn't stop laughing. Hope you got the job.
MukyDaCookie 0
#38 I love the contrast between you post about proper spelling and your screen name. OP no worries, anything different is always good. Any press is good press, ever heard that? Kind of the same thing
rachelbrianna25 0
Who the **** cares of how they said/ spelled their story? Get over it. The point is it's hilarious.