Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
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Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.
bwlingatstarlite 0
hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)
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Comments (54)
24788 7
Yea... she probably should of told you only needed so much eye contact.
mf_fml 0
WHAT, DID YOU RUN TOWARDS HIM?
redbluegreen 41
Floor - 1 You - 0
couragewolf9001 0
Fear is for the weak. You can make eye contact and maintain common sense at the same time.
ohhboyy 0
**** you #3
Curtieeeez 0
Haha, that's pretty failish. Hope the rest went okay. (:
couragewolf9001 0
#16 Marry me.
rukusrazor 0
Now you can blackmail them into the job. An injury in a workplace at any time or for whatever reason is money in the bank.
NuclearWinter 0
You need a good recovery when something like that happens. I too did someone extremely embarrassing in a job interview once. After it happened, I smiled and said "... Well now thats out of the way" and continued talking. I got the job, too. As an employer myself now, I can tell you that its almost like a test to see how someone recovers after a slip-up. It tells us a lot about them as a person. We know you don't normally walk around all day, falling over hitting your head on desks.
Endelasia 0
that's happened to me. it was a huge interview and I was one of two hundred or so people and turned up even tho I was unwell, threw up on the interview panel and still got the job!!
NonEntity 0
Aww your poor head! I hope you were able to get through the rest of the interview and didn't have a concussion from that.