Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
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Top comments
KVKdragon 26
I'm sorry that your heart is crushed but you can't exactly fault the guy for being honest. He could've been so much nicer but he was being true to his feelings. Even if you thought he was meant for you, he clearly doesn't feel the same way about you. Cheer up and find someone else who loves you for who you are :)
jstorie95 8
At least he was honest with you
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Comments (124)
jiinkbdj 2
Chop his balls off
Timber147 9
He's a jerk! You'll find someone much better!
DanielleinDC 34
Had he said something kinder--such as there's no chemistry/we're not clicking--I could agree with you. But he ditched her in the middle of a meal, he said she had zero personality, and he was too lazy to do a window ecape; why should she waste any time thinking about this jerk?
Fas4wd 13
Honesty is the best policy but not if it is as soul crushing and self-esteem destroying like that. Stay strong.
msnique1 5
Soooooo. You've had a crush on him for ages but didn't realize he had such a "wonderful" personality? Good luck next time Hun.
leroyyyjenkins 10
That's some bonafide asshat shit. Sorry Op =-O
noideaforname 1
What a jerk !! Forget him and move on to another guy who treat you at least right ...
xianghong63 2
hey...don't be sad. the man never deserve you!!!
try1995 6
I suck ass when it comes to these relationship FMLs. But he could have let you down a little nicer.
FelicityWishes 32
LOL, bit rich coming from him!!!