Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
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Top comments
KVKdragon 26
I'm sorry that your heart is crushed but you can't exactly fault the guy for being honest. He could've been so much nicer but he was being true to his feelings. Even if you thought he was meant for you, he clearly doesn't feel the same way about you. Cheer up and find someone else who loves you for who you are :)
jstorie95 8
At least he was honest with you
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Comments (124)
fader48080 10
wow that guy is crass but also kind of awesome.
pazuzus_intern 10
No. Needless cruelty doesn't make people cool, it makes them dicks.
Saraishi 25
He was honest but could've phrased it a bit more kindly.
slipstreak 10
He better have paid for that shit before before he left.
fullerkate3 17
Sorry! But at least he was honest and did not waste your time.
DylanHasClass 17
Dinner dates arent good choices for first dates. Next time try a movie? Then you dont have to worry about talking.
limabeans101029 21
But surely the whole point of a first date is to get to know each other by talking?
JKPwnage 27
Are you "friends" with any guys that are especially nice to you? Maybe one of them likes you for who you are and feels like he's being friendzoned.
limabeans101029 21
The friendzone is a stupid concept. Being nice to a woman doesn't entitle you to a relationship with her.
DotDootyDot 17
Way to flip the situation around! Why is it always the rejected guys that should sympathy instead of the girls? Friendzoning is an excuse for entitled assholes.
alyssajanae_ 4
he's a jerk .
ibanghellokitty 8
Hey look on the bright side atleast he didn't cheat on you!
Queenie2014 11
They were on a date , not in a relationship
llamaslikesoda 21
FYL, OP. At least he was honest, a broken heart really is the worst. Get better and have a fantastic week.
Axel5238 29
To be fair, there is no "perfect person". It sucks he turned you down like that, which was very rude. On his end he made his feelings clear. Life sucks in a beautiful kind of way. He wasn't for you, but there is someone for everyone.