Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
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KVKdragon 26
I'm sorry that your heart is crushed but you can't exactly fault the guy for being honest. He could've been so much nicer but he was being true to his feelings. Even if you thought he was meant for you, he clearly doesn't feel the same way about you. Cheer up and find someone else who loves you for who you are :)
jstorie95 8
At least he was honest with you
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Comments (124)
nannyRayRay 14
He asked you out in the first place right? so there must be something he liked about you
blackonblight 33
And he didn't even pick up his part of the bill? Jerk.
sabine123_fml 5
U we're lucky he is an asshole
khaled_almu 13
At least you know him well now, but you shouldn't let him go until he pay the bill.
menfearme 10
Wow. To crush or not to crush, that is the question. But, seriously though, at least you know, now, behind his good looks is zero manners & even less tact. It's never going to work out, anyway, and you didn't have to waste your time finding that out.
havahnegila 22
Usually I don't call guys a dick but this one was. It's just plain rude to not finish the meal and you can always be honest in a nice way. You are better off without him.
stargirl_95 24
I disagree with all the people saying that you can't fault him. There's being honest and then there's being rude. Was it really necessary for him to say that he was too lazy to plan a window escape? And I don't know if it's just my interpretation but it sounds as if he stuck OP with the bill which is just plain rude. He could have at least paid his half and told her that he was not interested in pursuing that relationship any further. OP, consider yourself lucky. This guy sounds like an asshole.
Queenie2014 11
I agree. I think the people who are making excuses for him is only being lenient because he's a guy. I hate to be That person but I can't help but feel If the Op had been a guy and the date was a girl, there would be endless comments of how much of a bitch the date was.
awkward_gothlady 32
Exactly. Being honest would have been saying something about not wanting to continue dating or not seeing this going anywhere. Why he felt the need to say she had "zero personality" is beyond me. No one has "zero personality." Some people are just harder to get to know than others. Not everyone has to be super outgoing and flashy and exciting. It's a huge pet peeve of mine when people confuse honesty and ass-hattery, as if it's either a choice between saying everything on your mind in the nastiest way possible or flat out lying.
lexiiknii1 2
Gotta admit that's pretty awesome of him. I probably would have died laughing. I would have even probably given him a high 5.
awkward_gothlady 32
How, exactly, is that awesome? If she'd been unspeakably cruel to him and he got his revenge in particularly clever way, I could see someone thinking it was "awesome." Her only "crime" was to not have the particular kind of personality he wanted her to have and not being entertaining enough. How, exactly does that justify humiliating her?
Queenie2014 11
You sir are an ass
jackycat 17
At least he wasn't enough of a scumbag to do this the morning after.
ahh_rats 15
Burn!