Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
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Comments (89)
chrissyodol 10
Still a better love story than twilight
matega 18
How is this an FML? This is the best first impression you could have ever made.
DemosthenesMB 13
You carried her for a mile, OP! That's pretty impressive, so I'm sure the parents will overlook the incident.
echosong 16
And the relationship went "downhill" from there
FML_14u2c 14
Bhahahaha!!!
court_f 8
This was almost an episode from TLC's "sex sent me to the ER". Hope she's ok! And you get another date lol
Vegetarian27 24
It took you 2 hours to walk a mile?
interesting33 37
i think they must have driven 2 hours to the spring and walked the rest (1 mile).
cook4money 9
I first read that as she cut her chin, I could not figure out why she had to be carried. You took care of her and I'm sure her parents are not mad, it wasn't your fault but it's will be a great first date story.
weveallbeenthere 30
its a first date you will never forget,.
hillgerb 16
I'm sure she thought you were her knight in shining armor...?
JCal585 8
Did she at least put out?
Shmatterhorn 38
Yeah, some blood, I think. But we'll ignore that for now.