Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
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Comments (89)
starcaller17 16
I want to know how you had a girl ask you on a date, it's usually the other way around....
bibobobonnor 8
It's actually quite a simple process really. Step 1: She goes up to guy Step 2: She asks him on a date and there you go, a girl has asked a guy on a date, magical right?
KaylaTackett 18
At least you made a good impression on her parents, right?
trashcan_man 16
You'll make out great, assuming of course you didn't try to get in her pants before the pain meds wore off.
tuffer 3
bagsby?
cerk 7
Would be funny to see the other side fml post "I was on a date with my crush when I slipped and fell..."
Ariana_Grande_fml 8
Um u deserve that.... Because on the first date u want to meet the parents...... And she was a stranger who knows she could have been a psyco killer like I guess she must had been really pretty for u you to do that shit
wutupmyhomie1023 1
lol at least you got to carry her
lilliannemo 7
Dude that isn't even bad! (Well besides she got hurt) the parents probably think your such a gentleman and caring bloke and she was the one being carried and thinks your like so great for doing that! It would be an FML from her if you just went swimming while she lied in pain or if you complained about carrying her down
missizz_fml 7
"And that son is how I met your mother"
lycana24 2
Damn but hey let me know when y'all get married