Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (89)
gracehi 33
Aww! You're her knight in shining armor! Think of it as investing in a charming anecdote to tell at your wedding rather than missing out on some poon-tang one night.
bluestrawberry17 17
Don't worry about it OP! She probably sees you as a hero now :)
Aero_x 21
I would have been wiggin' out! Good thing you were able to get her to help. Sorry that screwed up your date, but I hope you will have another one when she gets better :)
worldclassrager 41
What an introduction of meeting her parents...well next time go first and offer a hand down that step
PIGaming 21
what? That comment has absolutely no contextual relevance to the post
liquidhydrogen 6
What a pain, sorry OP
foxwasalamb 24
im so sorry op, thats like one shitload after another. that must have been very terrifying for you, not to mention very tiring
J3R3MYY 14
I think you meant to just post this on the previous FML?
chuka81 27
That whom never met?
TacoTrop 10
Shh... nobody loves you.
conman531 23
I don't see t the FML. You did something so caring. Unless at the hospital the parents assumed you hurt her or encouraged her to do something that would hurt her, the parents would see you as their daughter's savior. The only FML I see is carrying her, and that's if she's heavy. You're a good man. I actually see it as sad that you would call this an FML. For one thing it should be hers. "Today, I invited a boy I like to hike with me to see hot springs. When we got there, I fell and cut my shin open. The boy had to carry me the mile back, and then drive me two miles to the ER with my parents who he had never met there. FML" It had to be more embarrassing to her. You did a good thing.