Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
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Comments (89)
darlingdollie 24
The carrying her back and taking her to the hospital, plus calling her parents just makes you look better though OP :) like a true caring man
braidedsilver 8
Hope she is okay. You sound like a keeper.
GodOfBeer 5
Question is - did you get some after? :D
RedPillSucks 33
Yes. Her parents insisted.
trashcan_man 16
Hell, Mom should have thrown him one just out of gratitude.
False_Stupidity 42
OP, it sounds like that in spite of the bad incident your actions following it will help you win over your date as well as the patents.
BunchieRules 31
But what if OP has had some bad experience submitting patents?
Meggston 17
Are you an anime character?
Adam5858 17
Atleast you couldve made a great first impression
chosha_fml 27
Darn, she'd probably been planning to skinny dip and everything.
Miss_Whipped 43
More of a shinny dip now.
Gremlinek 16
Now if you left her bleeding back there she could write really cool fml. As it is you totally scored some points with her and her parents.
mandy_2480 21
Dude, you did the right thing. Major brownie points.
Mightytall 35
You carried her for a mile, that is really awesome and should give you a million bonus points. Unless you bitched about it the whole way ;-)