Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
kyuubi1 14
well thats one way to make an impression.
nomtard 16
And it's times like this you are so glad it was just a date. FYL, at least you don't have to see them again.
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Comments (62)
sourgirl101 29
All I can think of is-- I hope she wasn't the one driving intoxicated to and from that blind date.
olpally 33
I understand having a drink or two to loosen up the nerves, but full on drunk? Sheesh. Lol. That's why I'll never go on blind dates, the risk is higher then reward.
Vickeh 15
Good thing she did this during a date. Who knows what things she could have done if you guys ever hooked up
saIty 17
Maybe something similar to an old fml which ended with a psycho female wrapping her leg around OP and screaming "BE MY BABY'S DADDY"
dammityou 10
marriage material right there...
RedPillSucks 33
By your username, did she have blue waffle also??? (If you don't know, just go to urban dictionary and look up "Blue Waffle" Preferably during a meal)
shanannygians07 28
Go to lemonparty.org while you're at it..
JCal585 8
F her life, clearly she has issues.
sammieshortcake 15
Definitely wouldn't have paid her portion of the bill! She isn't your responsibility. Let her figure out how to handle paying the check/leaving without paying.
brandoneyez1 25
Hold up. Besides that she was drunk, a guy is supposed to pay on a date? At least as far as I know. As far as her being drunk, FYL
luvmyfamof4 4
I'm guessing that she was really nervous and took a drink to calm her nerves. before long she was in too deep.
chazzywazzy654 22
She took the literal meaning of blind, easy mistake to make....