Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
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Top comments
SamanthaNGoree 10
Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?
Dashelle 25
What a weirdo.
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Comments (65)
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Well, as Long as it wasn't attached to your head
SolarFlare 20
that makes no difference to me. OP's hair stays OP's hair and that guy is,. special.
goldenturtlez 7
What if he reached over and grabbed a handful of op's hair, yanked it over to him, and op's face slammed the table?
RedPillSucks 33
WTF? Time to bust a move out the door.
MrClean17 15
His manners and hygiene are equally disturbing
Kiwiscanfly 19
That's seriously one of my pet peeves, when people floss with their hair, I mean come on! They MAKE dental floss for that shit. Plus restaurants usually have tooth picks right? You shouldn't be flossing at the dinner table anyway, that's seriously gross..
hannaaaahr 33
#25, you seriously know people who floss with their hair?
Martinez0285 28
it disturbs me more that one person actually does this
Kiwiscanfly 19
#34 My mum does it, and my ex boyfriend did it.. It's pretty disturbing
DKjazz 20
I remember my first date.
botanistjessica 24
That's cool.
megstiel 16
Yay?
Uramonkey 11
Cmon man let's hear the story. Don't leave us on a cliffhanger.
vipirius 18
I would too, IF I HAD ONE!
olpally 33
Run and run away fast.
asherm 15
And while running, give him a parting gift of a bag of flossers
K_kanaka 26
I wonder wonder what he would use to brush his teeth?...
CharresBarkrey 16
A wig?
TheLittleBear 19
Dear God, why?!
Wizzlbang 10
That means he likes you! Way to go, OP!
MissMustard 20
Well at least he has shown you his weirder side this early on instead of later!
HeartOfLead 24
You know what they say: floss after every meal!
CharresBarkrey 16
...With hair!