Today, neither I nor any of my coworkers understand why our boss hates me enough that I feel the need to carry pepperspray on me at all times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML
Today, like every day for the past six months, I have to go to work and walk on eggshells so the newest employee doesn't feel like I'm being passive-aggressive. I need a new job. FML
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Top comments
krplapp 14
Sounds like a problem with your boss, not you. Make sure any threatening behavior is reported to the proper people. Your safety is your number one priority.
NonScaryPumkin 22
Why have you not gotten the police involved? Or the higher ups?
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Comments (40)
EpicZ3R0 4
Definitely report this to HR. Your safety should under no circumstances be compromised at your place of employment.
JKPwnage 27
Get a taser. It's much more efficient.
aeryn97 17
I think you need to have a talk with some higher ups ASAP.
iwadasn 33
If he's not threatening you with physical harm, carrying pepper spray is an overreaction. If he is threatening you with physical harm, you need to contact HR immediately.
Asinger06 1
Report a hostile working environment
Oyas12 14
He must be salty
snarkytruth 37
Some people just give off a creep vibe or they remind you of a creep in your past or tv/movies. Until he actually does something he is innocent, just be on your toes around him make sure you do nothing that might be taken the wrong way. If he does anything firmly say no. Report it to human resources to get it on record in case he won't let it go or tries to fire you over it. Always trust your gut it's usually right. Not always but more often than not. (Oh the stories I could tell)
searchr999 14
Get a new job
LoneBooker88 16
People only hate people that they either hate themselves, want to be you, or see you as a threat. So I guess you should fee grateful...