Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML
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JumpinJacks_fml 0
Oh man, that must be pretty shocking!
DocBastard 40
Whenever he comes up to you, just yell, "Don't tase me, bro!"
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Comments (70)
Zmeilerr 22
Fail
badminton 14
Retard
JumpinJacks_fml 0
Oh man, that must be pretty shocking!
carnage1106 0
WOW really?
MdoAngel 0
what's up with FML's sudden outburst of puns?
Madrias 36
We're bursting with ideas, perhaps?
Fortuitous 0
What a shocking, new development in this story.
DocBastard 40
Whenever he comes up to you, just yell, "Don't tase me, bro!"
Fortuitous 0
Naturally, it would be you to interject this into the discussion. Well done.
ArianS2 0
win. Well played.
flashback.miss 28
pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! lol but what the.... oO
little_but_mean 3
you are now my hero with that pikachu comment :)
NemuiTM 0
I hate Yuki D: zero is better than that lol anyway be careful and don't do any pranks next time op
mintcar 10
Well... sucks for you.
luvyah 0
ur reallie prettie
Arsonnist 3
Start watching flashbang pranks and combine it with a taser.
Arsonnist 3
He wouldn't know what banged him.
brianjman14 23
Dude, you play pranks with your boss. That's AWESOME!!
Nutz321 0
exactly… I was scrolling through the comments just trying to find the guy that says this.
hunter989 0
lol 20 same here. i wanna work where op works!
kayiscoolllll 6
he probably works at Dunder Mifflin :D
Iknoweverything 29
Possibly this IS the ultimate prank... he's got you scared, doesn't he?
funzcpl 0
clever! that's definitely a good prank
docscientist 10
It's an awful prank, people have died from being tasered.
mimibabyboo24 0
They letting him think he was going to tasered. I think that's how you spell it but I'm not really sure.
MonkeyMan03 0
23-yes but what #13 is saying is that the prank was to make him think that he was gonna get tased but really isn't going to be.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Yeah, but that's not how you grammarize (trademarked phrase :-P). It's "They let." And also, technically it's only one person, so it's "he." Also "be tasered." Also, it's only an awful prank if they actually taser him, #23.
kiwi00 0
Why does everyone think they need to correct people's grammar!! You're on FML for Christ's sake.
DocBastard 40
Not everyone corrects grammar. That would be the Grammar Nazis. Get used to them. They aren't going away and they can be very, very annoying if your grammar is poor.
wDeemish 0
I know right ! and it's not really their business. some people don't really speak English well so what -.-"
DocBastard 40
Deemish, it isn't so much the poor English that the Grammar Nazis correct. It's the people who use the incorrect form of "there" and "your" repeatedly, along with improper punctuation and poor syntax. If you aren't a native English speaker (as MANY of the folks here are), the Grammar Nazis are not out to get you.
OvenproofToast 0
You forgot the punctuation lol!
SweetnessMallory 0
I'd be so freaked out. I'd have like a panic attack
ArianS2 0
Like throwing up rainbow?