Today, like every day for the past six months, I have to go to work and walk on eggshells so the newest employee doesn't feel like I'm being passive-aggressive. I need a new job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my work-mandated anger management therapist gave me some sage advice: "Get a new job." FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, after I got fired from my job last year because I couldn't handle the pressure of being under a PIP by a company who wants to underhandedly cut off employees, I got a new job. My new boss keeps hounding me about my performance and I feel like she doesn't like me. I live alone, have no savings and I can't afford being fired again. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I'm ready to quit my job, because every time I've asked for a raise, it's gotten brushed over, every time there's a change in the schedule, I cover my lazy coworkers' jobs for them. My boss doesn't see anything wrong with this, so I'm actively looking for a new job, it's time to leave. FML
Today, I was let go from my job that I have been at for 6 months, all because someone from the past wants to come back, and the current office manager will be going on maternity leave. I'm just collateral damage. FML
Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Be aggressive-aggressive and stomp on those ******' eggshells! Show those rookies who the big dog silverback is.
J_Free_Woods 29
Have you tried asking the newbie what type of coffee or juice or water drink the person likes? Try asking how the person's day really is. Offer to buy the person lunch and take the person out. Maybe this person is just painfully shy. Good luck.
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RichardPencil 32
Be aggressive-aggressive and stomp on those ******' eggshells! Show those rookies who the big dog silverback is.
J_Free_Woods 29
Have you tried asking the newbie what type of coffee or juice or water drink the person likes? Try asking how the person's day really is. Offer to buy the person lunch and take the person out. Maybe this person is just painfully shy. Good luck.