Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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TheOneTC 8
Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic
OldMemoriesFade 8
Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.
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Comments (145)
thathipsterchick 2
Aww how cute. He calls you beautiful and you have horsey shit on your face. I'm sorry op, that's just terrible :( FYL
Posthuman 26
Hmmmm...1 guy, 1 girl, 1 pile of shit? Not as catchy...
RandomComments 6
He just laughed at you and didnt help you up?That's horseshit. I would've thrown some at him. A real winner he is.
Carmstro 13
Look at it this way, at least you two didn't have your first kiss next to a pile of horse shit.
noluck328 4
that's wrong.
coastiepat 0
Hippy
st333ph 12
"Am I still pretty with all this shit covering me?"
candacekmp 14
That would suck I hate horse poop hopefully he took some mercy on you and helped you up! Of course if he didn't that's a dick move on his part!
traveler_ghost 12
Throw some of the shit at him
burro_fml 6
All these shitty jokes... Gosh!