Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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TheOneTC 8
Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic
OldMemoriesFade 8
Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.
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Comments (145)
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
If this were me... I would have laughed, gotten up and said "Well, that was a shit luck!" or some corny joke like that. It makes you more attractive, if you appear easy-going and you're able to have a laugh at yourself. Plus, it would have made the situation a whole let better, with you both laughing together. Then I would obviously have gotten changed lol
neilykins 29
I agree, I hope OP didn't get angry and storm off. Have a laugh at yourself, don't take it too seriously, just a bit of bad luck!
WrongRomance 11
Well.. at least you aren't in horse poop and one of the UGLIEST girls he's seen.
FrozenIceHawk 7
There's a keeper!
LiterOfCola 16
Manure in trouble now!
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Shove some in his face and say , "How beautiful am I now?!". Yeah, don't do that. You'd have to touch horse shit. Never mind, back to the thinking cave.
CuriousAlien 7
don't worry, you'll look back at this one day and laugh!
kumonsucks 7
Shoulda planted your feet more firmly Haha get it cause you know plant, working a on a farm Yea im terrible at these things
CuriousAlien 7
Well I thought it was funny....... Lol
Enslaved 38
**** blocked by Mr. Ed.
sougstad 7
I woulda dove in with ya! NOT! I would have pointed and laughed the same lol
benmec 18
Ahhhh! I would have jumped in there with you! And then kissed you!