Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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Top comments
TheOneTC 8
Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic
OldMemoriesFade 8
Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.
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Comments (145)
shawnaishere 14
Sadly I would have laughed too
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
it poops to be you.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That makes so much sense...
mndlz 6
Two words, leg sweep !
KiddNYC1O 22
No traction in shit to do so.
teresee 8
Way to kill the mood
Major_Whupass 3
Forever alone!
badbadkitty 5
Being able to laugh at yourself is a good thing. Step 1: Fall Step 2: Laugh Step 3: Push over your crush into the shit too Step 4: Keep laughing.
Metallica36176 16
Step 5: Go in for the kiss anyway.
SenselessPattern 12
Step 5 1/2: Wipe shit away from mouth area.
Metallica36176 16
I would put that as step 4 1/2. You kiss a man with horse shit on your mouth, that'll be the last. Then step 4 3/4 would be taking a breath mint, then proceed to kiss. ;)
matt98_fml 13
If he truly cares for you, then he will still like you. Even if you fell into a pile of shit.
katwoman9 3
The numbers of poop jokes are too damn high!
ICastillo 25
What a shit head he Is for not helping you out.
ICastillo 25
Hmm tough crowd on FML today.
ICastillo 25
It's alright penguin we'll get them next time.
hurrican_fml 0
Perfect for a romance novel!