Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, my husband presented me with a DNA test proving that our newborn daughter isn't his. Confused, I got her tested again. She's not a match to me either. FML
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my dad's will included a DNA test he did on me when I was 3, proving I’m not his son. I thought we had a great relationship, but apparently he secretly hated me all these years for mom cheating, and decided to embarrass me in front of our family, half of whom it turns out I’m not related to. FML
Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Mathalamus 25
That's unfortunate, but you shouldn't divorce him over that. More than likely, nothing bad will happen.
Razell 13
Does your family have any known recessive genetic diseases? If not, don't worry about the kid. Have you told your husband yet?
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Comments (19)
PryderPlayer017 5
Makes for a good family secret 🤷🏽♀️
mekiswrite 21
Certain DNA testing companies can't differentiate between siblings and other relatives. It could just be that it's saying brother due to the amount of shared DNA when it could be that you're not actually that closely related.
LostSoul 20
Get genetic testing for any and all genetic diseases and go from there. Do not tell anyone other than your husband and doctor. Setting your kid up for hell.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You should consult a doctor about the medical ramifications, and a lawyer about the legality of being married to your half brother. Unless you're happy being a real-life Lannister.
ThrottleJockey 36
Your kid is going to be a natural at the banjo.
lj2000 5
This is the fakest shit I’ve seen on here in a while they keep track of that shit at a sperm bank they don’t just close their eyes and pick a vial like at olivwanders
graayfox215 15
The lannisters send their regards, just don’t name the child joffery
distortedcognition 17
Okay...
coius 23
Recent studies have shown that it takes generations of inbreeding before most aberations show up. Look at the royal familes of Europe. The Duke chin is an example, same for hemophilia. The chances of your kid getting an inbreeding-related illness is pretty slim if its only one generation. Keep in mind, inbreeding was such a big problem that world war I was literally a family fued as every royal member that was marrying, was marrying 1st Cousins which resulted in family members pulled into a pointless war. The kids isnt going to magically have 12 toes, goat hooves, horns and messed up skulls from this. Now if you have another kid (opposite gender then 1st) and THEY copulate, well then, that *may* be rolling the dice at that point.