Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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jonnymohio 2
Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
JassyJas 2
ewwww
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Comments (78)
pixierara 28
Mayhaps if we weren't so promiscuous things like that might not happen
SandSammiches 11
That's one hell of a love triangle
xoxoblondee 31
The apple doesn't **** far from the tree
Rox22_fml 13
Are you sure you are not sleeping with your biological father
TheLynx_fml 20
Is your restaurant named little house of ****** ?
Shay_Shay97 23
What the hell did I just read?
great_nate 26
I don't know how to answer this.