Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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jonnymohio 2
Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
JassyJas 2
ewwww
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Comments (78)
couny343 1
STD
drumhellermd 0
this is just WRONG on SO many levels...
omghehehe 0
Sick manager!! Very sick! I guess he can't keep his penis in his pants! Did you confront him and your mom about it? That would be an interesting conversation. Gross, I'm disgusted!!
perdix 31
What's worse is how the drinks get stirred when he's on duty!
omghehehe 0
hahahaha. No pubes for me, thanks! :D I needed the laugh. LOL
perdix 31
Don't worry. You should see the hairnet he wears for that. ;)
omghehehe 0
LMAO!!!!!!! Actually, I would like to see that :D
misspeg 0
stop being so selfish OP. didn't your mother ever teach you that sharing is caring?
icheer 0
ew.
Thecommish 0
you're a fool. geez, what a horrible choice in men u have.
Noah_h 0
lol think if he got both them pregnant. weird
allmidnighteyes 11
Is anyone else here disgusted by the probably age difference here? OP's mom already got with the manager BEFORE conceiving her, and now, she's hooking up with him too. This FML is all loose skin and loose morals.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Yeah, I thought about that too. It sounds gross.
Ratchet319 0
The mother slept with the manager after OP was born. Hence the cheating part
laughingman 0
the manager likes to stir the pot XD
AceBoon 0
Well Apparently, Both You &' Your Mother Are ******. So, You Need To Tell Your Father That she Been Slept Or Still Is Sleeping With The Manager. And You Need To Go Somewhere Esle To Find WHOLESOME Men. Please &' Thank You. :]