Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen-pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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teiso_fml 0
What'd she have to do, pee on the monitor?
Icethefrostycat 0
Common sense is completely different to intelligence. Somebody could be incredibly smart, yet very naive at the same time. It doesn't mean they didn't deserve their place in the College :/
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Comments (138)
ihatestupidppl 0
As far as the whole "which one is more important: book smarts or common sense/street smarts?" debate: why does it have to be one or the other? I think the world would be better off if people would work at having both. Then again, we'd also probably have a lot less FMLs that way...
stoylz 0
i saw this ad on failblog
ashleynonymous 0
You guys have it all wrong! you pee on a flash drive and insert it! That's how I found out I was pregnant. Sheesh! lol
COBRAMORPH 0
She got in because of money &/or sex. Or maybe you are just so much more of an idiot. Really, why do you need to go to school to learn how to cook & clean & fold laundry anyway?
driscoll1985 0
Only stupid people say that intelligent people dont have common sense to try to make themselves feel better, when in reality intelligent people do actually have common sense and stupid people are just stupid. Period!!
RyuB 0
sorry, wrong. i have 144 iq, 2 college dipomas, and no common sense at all. seriously.
daydaythedj 0
its ok cuz u live in Canada
smiggles13 0
i only have to say one thing: wow....
Nikki_Wonder 0
your friend is a dumbfuck!
ryguy997 0
WTF IS AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL?
jasmine_xo 0
How do you manage to not get accepted to community college? They accept ******* everybody.