Today, I seriously considered writing in SCP-106 for president. I hate both candidates so much, I would willingly take President Radical Larry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Oh, great, with assholes like you, we're gonna get four more years (or infinity more) of this Trump shit-show.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Get rid of Trump first, then deal with Biden in 2024. Or Harris, given Biden's age.
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RichardPencil 32
Oh, great, with assholes like you, we're gonna get four more years (or infinity more) of this Trump shit-show.
Ed Munson 14
It’s shit-show or reality. I am done with the current asshat!
tounces7 28
This person is not unique in how they feel. It's the assholes who manipulated the Democratic Primary that gave us Trump in the first place, and threaten to give us Trump for 4 more years. Blame the cause, not the effect.
Chandl3r 9
The mere fact you and others believe there's only 2 parties is the reason the states are in a huge shit show. This is also why I say Canada has abproblem as well as the general public only believes that they have 3 parties, when both countries have 4 or more.
noporn4u 9
I would have a lot more respect for 3rd parties if they'd actually run a grassroots campaign for some local offices and build up a base, as opposed to trotting out a presidential candidate every year with no shot to win.
smith63 5
The trouble with that is: Libertarian: Republican (model anti-everything government) on steroids Tea party: Republican (model all of the above + racists) on steroids. Green Party: Democrat (model idealism over workability) on steroids. The above, compounded with them having a miniscule chance of winning unless ranked choice or similar is implemented, means that almost no one in their right mind would vote for one of them as president. Personally, im pretty sure that them knowing that they have no chance means they shoot for ultra far left/right ideals over practicality because they aim to exist as ideals more than serious options.
Cindy Louise Packer 5
Consider JoJorgenson. Libertarian. Just want big gov out of your business
RichardPencil 32
0.00% chance of winning. Basically, a vote for Trump.
smith63 5
dude, the libertarians want to eliminate public schooling and the weather service as well. If you enjoy: google maps, gps in general, not having to pay out the nose for pre college schooling, and/or being warned about severe weather, then I would heartily recommend not voting libertarian anytime soon.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Get rid of Trump first, then deal with Biden in 2024. Or Harris, given Biden's age.
Chazzster 32
(1) Every voter needs to check out what each candidate says they are going to do, compare it to what they have done and make your choice based on that - Not what the candidates say about each other. Rivals always badmouth the other, you cannot just take one political party at their word in characterizing the other and make your decision based on hearing from one side. (2) There are more than two political parties. If you truly do not like either of the major candidates and consider both as unacceptable after finding out more about each from neutral sources, then vote for a real person who is running who seems to represent your beliefs and interests. (3) No politician is perfect, nobody represents every possible interest. Much of the time you have to pick the least bad choice. That’s just life in a republic like ours. I personally find it hard to believe that with two candidates so very different from each other as are Donald Trump and Joe Biden that you would be undecided if you actually listened to what each side says about its beliefs and values and compares that to what they have done now and in the past. But if you are truly undecided at this point go back to #2 above.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Boohoo let’s accidentally vote trump in again because Biden’s “just as bad”. Until we abolish the electoral college and a lot of this two party bullshit and let campaigns be financially bound we have to suffer through the “lesser evils” as some would put it. Like bruh we know Biden isn’t a saint but trumps a ******* criminal, like seriously he’s broken so many laws.
wysegirl 24
neither candidate was a good choice. so either way we are screwed. decision is out and yep still screwed. both parties are out for their own pocket lining