Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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Comments (198)
b00mc1ap 0
#83 amen
b00mc1ap 0
#83 amen
lobstar 0
Hell, I've gotten my HAND caught in a car DOOR before and I didn't "thrash" around. If this is true (which it is not) you need to take some Valium and chill the hell out.
Saphira_fml 0
You would have to be on the breaks, how the hell did you manage that?!?!?! At best Reverse! btw did u pass?
JackFrost 0
I'm assuming that the OP put the park into drive because she wanted to roll the window up. And then, while spazzing out, hit the gas.
becky_becks 0
How harshly were you trashing about? Geeze....
Sakeyaki 0
#91 - You can roll up the windows on park.
Four 0
Wouldn't you be in park anyway if you were done and being complimented? Hell, wouldn't the car be off by then too?
PonTiFeX 0
...You didn't turn the car off? If not... Way to go *******
king15 0
women get in less accidents b/c their all too busy in my kitchen making me sandwiches