Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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Comments (198)
isthisminh 0
why were you " thrashing " ? ... its not like it hurt
airandfingers 0
HAIR IN WINDOW! FLIP THE **** OUT! http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Flip_the_Fuck_Out
Fields4mint 0
If this isn't a fake, the OP is an idiot.
bballfloater394 0
not a true story... thanks for wasting my time reading your fake story when i could have been wasting my time on youjizz or reading someone else's story
kinesis 0
did you try putting the car in park?
takran 0
If this isn't fake, I really hope that you failed, and don't get your license until you are much more mature. Unfortunately, that's unlikely (the mature part).
Hullaballoo 0
Unbelievably stupid. Just put the window down. Christ
__susan__ 0
um...god damn you suck at life!
ozymandias_fml 0
@125 Everything but the facts, you mean. You can tell analogies all you want, but the facts differ. Men get in statistically fewer accidents.
raphide 0
This sounds pretty untrue. And impossible. How did you put your foot on the brake, put the car in drive and then hit the gas? Sounds a bit fabricated.