Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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Comments (198)
DuNNi_99 1
Thats just retarded...who does that!!
Mnemic 6
I don't think this one is fake. Its just a woman, they can do these kind of things you know. o.O
Contra 0
If you thrash over caught hair, I don't want to be near you in a chicane when the roads are congested. YDI, if hair is the worst of your problems you are a lucky woman.
DankJemo 0
you need to be more mindful of what you're doing in the car, new drivers... the only thing worse is extremely old drivers...
ozymandias_fml 0
I hope you didn't get your license. I have no idea how you could manage to screw up that bad.
kjd 7
this is like totally impossible...totally fake!
sodawater19 0
some people try way too hard to be funny. Other than the fact that I think this story is BS, this is a prime example of why women (i'm going to assume woman, bc I seriously hope that no guy would thrash around from getting hair stuck in the window) shouldnt drive.
ilikerainbows 0
King15, your joke wasn't funny the first time, let alone the second or third. It's obvious women are better drivers than men, everything supports that. I'm female, have been driving for 8 years, never been pulled over by a cop or even gotten a parking ticket. I've never even been in a car wreck, until last month, when a guy barreled into the back of my car as I was stopped five cars back from a red light. And yet that still doesn't prove all guy drivers suck, just that one. So stop generalizing so much.
steelydan 0
how does that happen?! i mean really!
Cormophyte 0
I'm a clumsy person. When I get....entrapped...and I'm in pain I stop moving and try to free myself. I'm pretty sure being snared by an inanimate object is one of those situations in life where there's a "right" and "wrong" response. Practice mine, you already have rock solid proof that yours is the wrong way.