Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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Comments (198)
loveless3692 2
idiot.....
rick_maahea 12
um. yeah FYL and accidentally F the drive instructors L too while ur at it. Stupid.
rick_maahea 12
it could have been an older car. I had an 88 mustang that would shift from park into gear without the brake and would even (funny story) start in gear. it was a total piece of shat though, I'm honestly surprised it passed inspection, and that I didn't die in it
lions214 6
How does that even happen? Somebody tell me!
hitit0909 0
You're an f'ing idiot.
MeleMallory 0
#16 wasn't speaking. You can't speak to someone through the Internet (except webcam, but I'm pretty sure FML doesn't have that feature yet.)
I_Ate_The_Cookie 0
Faaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeee!!!!! xD lmfao I had to?
ag97 7
Idiot
mehwhocares 9
How the HELL did you manage to do that? Getting your hair caught in the window? Dumb, but believable. But how in God's name did you manage to put the car in drive and then floor it while simply trying to get your hair out of the window?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Has anyone else noticed that OP is a man? Cut your hair dude!