Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
What did you think would happen? The whole point of Facebook is to bother your friends, family and loose acquaintances with your opinion on things. Stuff you don't want to share with others should not be on Facebook in the first place.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look on the bright side OP. No matter how bad you are, your parents will never, ever threaten to spank you again.
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Comments (58)
sarcasmismyno1 22
There is no such thing as privacy on the internet
Evjoel 8
For those who dont know, BDSM is a type of sexual intercourse involving punishment (ropes, whipping, shocking and more, as well as just sex)
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Not entirely true. BDSM is a very broad fetish that involves lots of different sub-categories and may or may not involve sexual acts. BDSM stands for Bondage&Discipline, Domination&Submission, and Sadism&Masochism. While sexual acts and emotions arise from the fetish, activities may not necessarily always involve sexual acts. One can get pleasure simply by being subservient or from punishing another. Other times the pleasure can come from the pain itself. That being said, sexual acts can and do play a part, usually in conjunction with pain and/or rules.
GuiltyEren 11
"Type of sexual intercourse..." lmao what?
ashatash 12
that's why I have Tumblr..
K3719er 9
Hey man, you like what you like! no need to be ashamed. Everybody has kinks that they likes, and those who claim they don't are lying.
Wishe 17
If you're not ready for it to be seen on social media, don't "like" it.
Emmereen 29
Half my feed on Facebook is what people have liked. It's amazing that you didn't notice something similar on yours, OP.
MissReanimator 11
It seems weird that you didn't know that. I have all of my friend's likes and such showing up in my feed all the time. Did you never notice that in your own? In any case, if you aren't getting fired from your job or disowned from the family for it, no harm done right? Everyone has something they're into.
wow2mylife 25
you likely if your family won't do anything I get yell at by my family if I share an Tumblr post they littlary gain up on me just cause it from Tumblr don't matter the topic
DrCrankenstein 3
I hate that about facebook. if I wanted other people to see it, I will press the "share" button and choose who I want to see it. liking something is just to make sure that it knows to keep showing me more of those pictures and similar articles.
okaydisarray 17
Go incognito next time. That's what I do when I need my bdsm fix. ;)