Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
What did you think would happen? The whole point of Facebook is to bother your friends, family and loose acquaintances with your opinion on things. Stuff you don't want to share with others should not be on Facebook in the first place.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look on the bright side OP. No matter how bad you are, your parents will never, ever threaten to spank you again.
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Villy23 12
I'm gonna have to go with YDI. Who doesn't know people can see what you like?
kikzermeizer 7
Lol that's awful op. That happened to me too. I was in this one humour site and all my likes and upvotes for funny sexual things popped up on my feed. Cue bright red embarrassed blush
aqualad783 8
a true gopnik...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Did you also know that **** sights have a "share on facebook" button? Because you know first thing that comes to my mind when im watchin **** is "You know whod really enjoy this? My family and friends."
URBeingLied2 23
Don't use Facebook. It's just another data mining tool for our owners.
pandalover69 26
Except a lot of work places and schools use it to communicate with co-workers or students so that's not always a possibility. The only reason I even have one is because that's how my department at school communicates when we need to tell everyone something important immediately.
pandalover69 26
YDI, honestly I thought everyone knew that at this point. This is one of my biggest problems with Facebook, I also don't want everyone seeing what I like. It's dumb that that's then thing we have no control over.
Radayam 19
I'd say you're in a bit of a bind, but you'd probably enjoy that, wouldn't you?
Mortoli 30
i know the feels i cant stand that feature i like anything even remotely showin somethin of **** related and my overly christain family members get onto me about it. i liked a video that cracked me and my mom up that was released by playboy it was just a joke video they posted that someone else made guess who got in trouble for liking it? lol (btw it was one of my uncles got onto my mom and she got onto me about it....) lol i showed her video after and she cracked up to it. lol a great case of blind leading the blind lmao.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, that is awkward. But look on the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about hiding it anymore.
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm sorry, but that's kind of hilarious. One of those "only funny when it happens to someone else" things, for sure. I'd be mortified if that happened to me, and I feel bad for you, but you really should have thought that one through ahead of time.