Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
What did you think would happen? The whole point of Facebook is to bother your friends, family and loose acquaintances with your opinion on things. Stuff you don't want to share with others should not be on Facebook in the first place.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look on the bright side OP. No matter how bad you are, your parents will never, ever threaten to spank you again.
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Comments (58)
Callum536 5
This is why I hate Facebook. It freaking invades your personal life and pretty much tells it to everyone.
OkitaCockroach 19
Well, let's hope you're into public humiliation!
Gemfez 17
Hahaha. That's funny.
Elecia 2
I have to wonder how I'm supposed to get any sort of normal job in the future, because my Facebook is very public and I talk about marijuana, BDSM, nudism and all sorts of things. I kind of just don't care because since grade school I've wanted to be a writer and a lot of my writing is controversial. I just hope your workplace is accepting, not everyone really cares about getting a "normal" job but if you do, you should watch who you have on your profile and the sorts of things you "like" or discuss.
Cheshirephoenix 2
You should make a Fetlife account, that way you can make kinky friends and not worry about those closest to you knowing your predilections.
HarHam96 1
It happened to me too, you just gotta keep your liking stuff to closed or private groups
lucasj23 11
what did you expect? Facebook is social media. how can you be so dim not to realize that?